BREAKIIINNNGG BAAAAD!

Alright, alright. It goes like this:

*Le me: "Let's see what's on Netflix today!"

*Netflix: "Hey! I see you like some dark dramas and documentaries
like Food Inc. and Methnation. I really think you'll like this, too!"

**introducing Breaking Bad to Top 10 for Jamie**

*Le Me: "Ya' know, I'm not really that into shows and stuff.
Thanks anyway, Netflix. I think I'll just watch a season of American Dad."

*Netflix: "Your loss. I'll remind you tomorrow."

*Le me: "Okay, Netflix. I've watched every documentary from prison over-crowding
to vanishing bees-- I think I've seen them all. What else do you have?"

*Netflix: "Hey, no problem! Check out what else I've picked for you!"

*Le me: "Being Elmo the Kevin Clash story-- seen it. Witness to Jonestown-- seen it.
South Park-- seen it. Breaking Bad-- Again with this, Netflix?"

*Netflix: "Yup. You'll love it. Trust me."

*Le me: "I'll pass. Portlandia it is."

**2 Weeks Later**

*Le me: "Alright, new line-up for suggestions for me! Yay!"
*scroll, scroll, scroll*
*Le me: "Boy.... I don't really care to see any of that. .....Guess I'll check out
Breaking Bad. If I don't like it-- I can always turn it off and bury it like a smelly turd."

...........

*Ze children: "Mommy----- can we have dinner now?"

*Le me: "No way! Baloney on hand sandwiches for tonight, kids! I'm watchin' Breaking Bad!"

*the spouse: My dear, my clothes are smelly and my stomach empty. What shall I do?"

*Le me: "Roll around on a car freshener, then eat it. I'm watching Breaking Bad!"


Yep. Don't bother me. I'm watching Breaking Bad.